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Horoscope Bar Soap

$13.00
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A soap that knows you.

  • Elevate your daily cleansing rituals with these 100% natural soap bars, inspired by your horoscope. Vegan, made in the UK.
  • Horosoaps was born from Merlot-induced musings on the outlandish but undeniable truths of star signs.
  • Handcrafted in London, their all natural soap bars are curated to antidote people’s astrological shortcomings with soothing and cleansing ingredients.
  • AQUARIUS: A SOAPY BAR SO GOOD YOU MAY ACTUALLY EMOTIONALLY ATTACH (FOR ONCE). WE ADDED CALMING FRANKINCENSE AND UPLIFTING NOTES OF ORANGE. SCRUB AWAY THE STUBBORN, AQUARIUS.
  • ARIES: WE KNOW YOU’RE DYING TO GET BACK TO BOSSING. B-R-E-A-T-H-E FOR A SEC, WITH RELAXING NOTES OF LEMONGRASS AND TRÈS POSI NOTES OF ORANGE.
  • CANCER: OTHER PEOPLE’S PROBLEMS MAKING YOU DEPRESSI, CANCER? MEET YOUR PERSONAL THERAPIST/NEW FAVE SOAP. WE ADDED ANXIETY-REDUCING JASMINE AND YLANG YLANG JUST FOR YOU
  • CAPRICORN: GET BLISSED CAPRICORN, THIS SOAPY BAR IS JUST THE VIBE SHIFT YOU NEED. WE’VE ADDED ANXIETY-REDUCING NOTES OF YLANG YLANG AND GROUNDING NOTES OF PATCHOULI. COS WE KNOW YOU LOVE TO GROUND. YAWN.
  • GEMINI: ALL THAT GOSSIPING AND PERSONALITY-SWITCHIN CAN BE DIRTY WORK, GEMINI. WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN (FOR A FEW HOURS AT LEAST) WITH CALMING LAVENDER AND UPLIFTING BERGAMOT.
  • LEO: FILMING YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER AGAIN, LEO? TAKE THAT CONTENT UP A NOTCH WITH OUR SOAPY BAR. WE ADDED MEMORY-BOOSTING ROSEMARY (SO YOU CAN REMEMBER ALL THOSE GREAT JOKES YOU TOLD), UPLIFTING BERGAMOT AND TURMERIC COS YOU SPICY.
  • LIBRA: ANOTHER INDECISIVE DAY, LIBRA? LET US SEE IF WE CAN CONVINCE YOU TO LATHER UP THE WAY ALL LIBRAS SHOULD: WITH ANXIETY-EASING NOTES OF FRANKINCENSE UPLIFTING BERGAMOT. SOFT YES? WE’LL TAKE IT.
  • PISCES: GROW UP, PISCES. BUT DREAM ON WITH THESE SENSUAL NOTES OF GREEN TEA AND JASMINE. YOLO.
  • SAGITARIUS: WHAT IF WE TOLD YOU THIS SOAPY BAR COULD BOOST YOUR MEMORY, SO YOU COULD REMEMBER EVEN MORE THINGS YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT? RINSE AND REMINISCE SAGITTARIUS, WITH MEMORY-BOOSTING NOTES OF ROSEMARY AND ANXIETY-REDUCING TEA TREE.
  • SCORPIO: SCORPS! HERE’S A SOAPY BAR YOU CAN RLY STAY LOYAL TO. WE ADDED NOTES OF TEA TREE (FOR YOUR CHRONIC STRESS) AND CHARCOAL TO ABSORB YOUR TOXIC MESS. NOW GO, GET BACK TO YOUR REVENGE PLOTTING.
  • TAURUS: QUIT RAGING ABOUT SWITCHING SOAP BRANDS AND GET ON THIS, TAURUS. CLEAN YOUR ACT UP WITH ANXIETY-REDUCING GERANIUM AND GROUNDING NOTES OF PATCHOULI.
  • VIRGO: WE KNOW YOU’RE STRESSLAXING AGAIN. TAKE THE EDGE OFF ALL THAT JUDGEMENT WITH ANXIETY-REDUCING NOTES OF YLANG YLANG, UPLIFTING BERGAMOT AND SPICY NUTMEG SO YOU CAN FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE. FOR A SEC.
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How to apply

Suds up and wash off.

Ingredient list

Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Sodium cocoa butterate, Illite, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, various essential oils (depending on the bar), Limonene, Benzyl alcohol, Benzyl benzoate, Benzyl salicylate

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